It can help me get over a broken heart.

OR

It can make me go wild.

Either way.

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She’d be all like:

“Oooh why can’t I have ass like you?!?!?” (Say that in an Asian accent)

I’m all like:

“Mooommmmmmm”

That is one of the reasons why I have insecurity issues about my ass.

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Take for example this girl I used to like in the 6th grade back in my hometown.

She was sweet, preppy, and not your typical stuck up girl.

Then I moved away after the 6th grade… Sucked, I know. Then I get into contact with her over Facebook in the 8th grade and she’s the same as usual.

Now, skip 2 years later after 8th grade… I was going back to my hometown for a little visit and she was the only friend that still actually remembered me (I didn’t have many childhood friends in my neighborhood). 

Long story short, I wanted to go Trick-or-Treating with her. But I visited her before Halloween (2011) and… Well, she turned out to be a complete whore.

Yep, she let her boyfriend (didn’t know she had one) touch her in front of me and admitted to smoking.

Yep, it hit me right there.

I ended up going trick-or-treating by myself. 

What can I say? 4 years does a lot to one person.

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I’d be all like:

“No hablo Ingles. Estoy contento que estoy aqui. Donde esta las papas fritas? Ay puta, tu dijes que mi hermana es fea, PERO TU ERES MUY FEO TU PERRA!!!!!!”

People would look at me funny and think that Asians speak Spanish?

Then I will go full on English and speak like I was from the late 1800’s.

“Your ignorance is quite absurd.”

People of all ethnicitys, take notes. 

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Whether you’re 16 and Pregnant (Sure, we make mistakes).

Or Old…

Or if your mother is not here, I would like for you to not mourn, but to celebrate her life in any way you can.

But however you’re spending your Mother’s Day, please let it be a happy one!

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