So a chat came up with me and a group of friends (who were girls) that loved One Direction.

  • As a side note, I know a little here and there of One Direction because of Tumblr
  • (Except this friend who hates One Direction) Friend 1: ONE DIRECTION IS A DISEASE
  • Friend 2: No it's not! I love One Direction SO FUCKING MUCH THERE ARE OTHERS WHO THINK THEY'RE GOOD!
  • Friend 3: Yeah, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
  • Me: (trying to be supportive) Yeah I actually like One Direction too, they're better than Justin Beiber! (yes they are way better than him)
  • Friend 1: YOU'RE WRONG, THEY'RE A DISEASE AND I DONT GET WHY EVERYONE LIKES THEM.
  • Me: Man forget you, hey guys which one do you like?
  • Friend 2: I like Liam!
  • Me: Nah Zayn, I like him, he seems cool.
  • Friend 3: Niall is pretty hot.
  • Friend 4: Haha Liam is a cool name to have.
  • Me: *quietly speaking* well Zayn is pretty fuckable...
  • Friend 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?
  • Friend 3: I think he said he thinks Zayn is fuckable.
  • Me: Wut? no i didnt.....
  • Friend 4: I'm pretty sure that you said he was fuckable man...
  • Me: no............